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Could the Real America Please Stand Up?

Submitted by Pericles on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 16:39.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that the title refers to a new song by EMINEM and somehow I decided to comment on it. Granted, he has a new album out but this is not what I am referring to. Perhaps I have been influenced by his new album which I like because it is completely politically incorrect. As usual, I bet, that everybody is going to attack EMINEM for his homophobic and misogynist lyrics.

You know what, I actually like his album not because I dislike homosexuals or women. On the contrary, I actually think that homosexuals are great and bright people. As for women, I do like them a lot even if they are a pain in the bum, at times.

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British Museum Loses Its Marbles

Submitted by Antigone on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 20:14.

The British Museum clearly has lost its marbles with its rather insane proposal to ‘loan' the controversial Elgin Marbles - or Parthenon Marbles - to Greece from where they were plundered from the Parthenon by Lord Elgin in the early 1800s.

The controversial Greek antiquities are again the hot topic of discussion as Athens prepares to finally open the New Acropolis Museum this week.

Elgin sold the stolen lot to the British in 1817, and ever since they've resided in London. Greece has been trying to get them back since approximately half of the collection is on exhibit in the British Museum. To this day, the British government refuses to return them to Greece and now seem to have concocted one of the most ridiculous and comical offers yet - loaning Greece that which is rightfully Greek.

Take Your Gun to Church Day!

Submitted by Antigone on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 17:00.

Just when you thought church couldn't get any crazier, it does. June 27^th will be ‘Take Your Gun to Church' Day at New Bethel Church in Louisville, Kentucky. Ok, the event's not actually called that but I couldn't resist. Pastor Ken Pagano invites all ‘responsible gun owners' to wear their firearms inside his church for his Open Carry Celebration.

What the fak can't help but come flying from your lips. Aren't churches supposed to be peaceful safe havens for people to gather to indulge in worship of a fictional being without fear of being shot by Billy Bob who forgot to put the safety on because he was drunk when he got dressed for church?

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From Which Universe Is She?

Submitted by Antigone on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 19:11.

No one could accuse Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza, of failing to fulfill her duties as Miss Universe if she had been tasked with representing universal stupidity.

Mendoza shocked the public with her gushingly complimentary review of her visit to the US prison camp at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba, a camp now synonymously defined by its reputation for harsh treatment (ie torture) inflicted upon those unlawfully detained as suspected terrorists.