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The Price on Your Life

Unfortunately, the title is not referring to a skilled sniper waiting on the top of a building targeting you because your own government leaked your CIA ‘secret’ identity to get to your husband; that would have been a really cool story if it could have ever happened in real life….I am referring to guys sitting at the top of tall buildings wearing fancy suits and sitting around board room tables talking about how to save their company big bucks, putting more money in their own wallets, and denying you health care coverage, all at the same time.

At the moment, everyone is focusing on what they think is wrong with the new health care reform bill so I thought I would take some time to focus on what is totally faked up with the current private insurance business.

My Little Slice of Hell

To document the passing of another Halloween, it is only appropriate to talk about the ‘Hell House’ craze which was originally started by Jerry Fallwell and has now spread throughout the US. Thanks religious fanatics for another awesome scare tactic/guilt trip to send more people into religion-induced states of brain inactivity! The more crap like this starts to pop up around the US the less it becomes “fanaticism” and the more it becomes the “norm” which to me is scary as hell!

Congratulations to these Christians for actually frightening an atheist with some of your contrived bullsh*t. Ok, it didn’t scare me into being religious and worrying about “being saved” but now I’m faking terrified about my actual life, the one I have now!

What do Choppers, Jihadists & Anti-Depressants Have in Common?

So here I was on a lazy Saturday morning barely awake switching on my brand new Bravia for the latest international news as I was smelling the freshly brewed Colombian coffee.  It seemed very pleasant outside and I was looking forward to the nice warm weather and a walk by the beach. I was thinking about the fun I'd have for the rest of the day far away from my cubicle when all of a sudden my tranquillity was interrupted by something that sounded like a big explosion. For a microsecond I felt like I was in the middle of Kabul. I looked at the TV in case BBC was showing the latest Taliban attack, but to my avail, it was showing the latest results from the Ashes. Then another loud bang almost made me dropped my precious coffee on my Polo robe. ‘What The Flying FAK', I thought? I was neither living in Kabul nor in Baghdad and BBC was just showing freaking cricket!

You Terrify Me - A Rebuttal to "You Scare Me"

The completely juvenile and unintelligent open letter written by Lou Pritchett to President Barack Obama speaks for itself. 

However, if you were looking for a few good arguments to sock those republicans at the office around with, I thought I would offer a rebuttal to Mr. Lou’s faking joke of a letter.

Dear President Obama:
"You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me."  I suppose this is your declarative statement to give yourself credibility and intimidate people into believing your bullsh*t.  I’ve only lived under 5 presidents, does that mean I’m only 5/13ths as knowledgeable as you on the subject?  All I can say, at least some people do research before running their faking mouths! 

The Business of Healthcare

If you are reading this blog site you are probably thinking the exact same thing, I’ve had enough of these faking people equating health care reform with the complete destruction of the US!  Guess what?  The US is already in shambles!  The only thing that healthcare reform aims to do is improve the quality of life for everyone in the nation.  Though, if you want to keep paying your high insurance premiums and risk the chance of being dropped as soon as you get an illness that will actually cost money to be cured, then have fun!  Let’s make healthcare optional for those idiots.

Right America is Good for the World

I know what you are thinking: Pericles is on drugs. Well, not quite. I am not on drugs. Actually, I've never done drugs but I think that cannabis should be legalized. Anyway, I think that the Republicans are actually good and the rest of the world should do its best to support people like Palin. They are good because only when they come to power, their faking stupidity and ignorance will bring the US down and the rest of the world can live happily ever after.

Why Wouldn’t You Want The Government In Between You and Your Doctor?

Most people I meet ask me why the fak I decided to move to the tiny little land of Denmark.  This article will explain my reasons… but my basic thesis is why the fak wouldn’t I?

Disclaimer: After reading this you might be booking the first flight over here so don’t  jump on Expedia or Travelocity or whatever travel site best suits your fancy all at once.

Christianity: Made in USA

Here we go yet again. At the 40th anniversary of the Moon landing the Christian right does it again. The moment we thought that Creationism has almost lost the war, they have a come-back.

It seems that you cannot just get rid of those morons, just like we will never be able to completely eradicate bugs.