Corporate BS

My fellow readers,

I think it is time to go forward together and face the challenges ahead. Our doors are always open on these issues and it is important to cascade down and inseminate our information. We should all be great product evangelists and increase the limited bandwidth for all the platform atheists in this competitive blogging environment.

For this, Antigone and myself are inviting you to an idea shower session where we will be looking under the bonnet for a holistic, cradle-to-crave approach. We are confident that we will eventually be able to sprinkle our site's magic across the internet through leveraging our great talents. And also, in addition, we will finally be getting our fingers down the throat of the organizations which fail to live our values.

What did I just say? Do you have a sense of deja-vous? Did I sound like your incompetent manager? May be I did. I just used some of the office phrases managers love to use and the rest of us love to hate, according to the BBC. It a well known fact; many managers will use a catch-phrase which means fak-all just to show off and hide their stupidity. What the fak does the expression 'pre-plan' really mean? Doesn't the moron know that you cannot have a plan before a plan? Perhaps he should have a pre-punch on the head before the punch itself.

It is this stupidity that governs many parts of the corporate world. Stupid faks, who through their brown-nosing attitude go high up the managerial staircase and fak up big time. How many times have you seen people with negative IQ becoming managers only because they took shit and punishment from the previous moron? They then get the chair and using ideas such as 'team-playing', fak up the rest of the group and get promoted Sorry, but if I have to collaborate with colleagues on something, I am fully aware of that. You do not have to push your stupid corporate and meaningless attitude down my throat, because guess what. I'll throw up on you, so give me a break.

Of course they do not give a flying fak about the team. They only want to go up and get more money. Do not forget that they are using you; and if they manage to get to a CEO level then they are set for all eternity, LITERALLY. Perhaps you are wondering what I mean about that. Well, let me explain to you. According to Yahoo and the Wall Street Journal some American CEOs get huge posthumous pay-outs. They are getting several hundred millions AFTER they pass away to the corporate-heaven.

But they all have it planned and we finally know why. So, the WTF editors are bringing you a world exclusive. After a lot of research we found out that God's assets were hit by the latest financial crisis in the US. All His worlds are now costing 30% less. He is in need of cash and He is also pissed off with those who are responsible for the crisis; none others but the huge fat CEOs. So, in order for them to join the corporate heaven they have to come up with a huge sum of money; otherwise they will be burned in hell for all eternity where they will be commanded by their previous disgruntled employees.

So here comes the Price List for entrance to corporate heaven (Conversion to a strong currency such as Euro is preferred):

• Entrance to corporate heaven: $ 50 million
• Penthouse to Filthy-Rich street: $ 100 million
• 100 virgins: $ 69 million (If you are a Muslim and have gone through martyrdom, you can get 72 virgins for free. Each one over 72 costs $1 million. We all know that women are expensive).

Perhaps I overdid it and once again you will say that I will probably burn in hell for using God's name in vain and stuff but you should know by now that I am actually an atheist.

Bottom line is this. Corporate faks are screwing royally and we do nothing to stop them. This is capitalism at its worst. As long as such shits float, we will be writing about them.